squiffy adj : very drunk [syn: {besotted}, {blind drunk}, {blotto}, {crocked}, {cockeyed}, {fuddled}, {loaded}, {pie-eyed}, {pissed}, {pixilated}, {plastered}, {potty}, {slopped}, {sloshed}, {smashed}, {soaked}, {soused}, {sozzled}, {stiff}, {tiddly}, {tiddley}, {tight}, {tipsy}, {wet}] [also: {squiffiest}, {squiffier}] squiffiest See {squiffy}